TREE TRICKS

So.... this is... AWKWARD...

I crashed the car. Its fixed now. Moth was MAAAAD, I think. I can never quite tell with his STUPID MASK... but he was glaring. Although, he usually is.

Its not like it was my fault! THAT TREE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. And it TOTALLY FUCKING had it coming too. STUPID FUCKING TREE and its STUPID FUCKING EYES!

QUIT STARING.  QUIT BLEEDING. QUIT FUCKING SCREAMING.

So that cost us the rest of the money we got for saving Kenny. BACK TO FAST FOOD AND CANNED GOODS!

Wheee...

I'll be sad when we run out of gas money, because its also FOOD MONEY. I miss my allowance.

I guess if things get bad enough we could always pawn off one of the extra frogs we stole at a pet store. Actually tried that sometime back. BITCH WOULDN'T TAKE MY FROG! Kept trying to send me to a pawn shop.

CAN'T PAWN FROGS, stupid.

So... reccap for this post...
Secret thing progress these last few days: ZERO

Spent most of our time sitting around waiting for the car to fix.

Wrote up some more Sister girl Nee-Chan AWESOME in that time. So... here is that... I GUESS...

...

Days and days ago now, after the car ride TO SAFETY.

We arrived at a motel to hide out at and recover. Moth and Nee-Chan climbed out of the car. I crawled out of the window. CONFORMITY IS BAD.

"So... are uh... you and Theta gonna... HANG OUT for a whole or...?" I asked Nee-Chan as I scrambled off the floor to the feet in ELEGANT STYLE.

"No idea. I'm sorta hoping so though!"

"You don't know? How's that possible? YOU LETTING YOUR STUPID MUTE CALL THE SHOTS!?"

"Lord Theta can talk. He just doesn't do it very often. Hes super gloomy like that."

"CAPTAIN DOOM AND GLOOM CALLING THE SHOTS!?" I demanded noting her OBVIOUS DODGE.

"Between us, yeah mostly. He can do it better than I can. He's always so focused and serious... I tend to get distracted..."

"Its your AWESOME PINK HAIR. I would get distracted if my hair was THAT awesome."

That's when Moth FUCKING SLUGGED ME... AGAIN.

"AH! THE FUCK?!"

Nee-Chan started giggling at my hair gushing though. "At least my face doesn't look like a half finished Jigsaw puzzle," she said poking the mask piece on my cheek. I bit at finger playfully..

"I'll have you know ITS A STATUS SYMBOL!... in France... AND AMONG CERTAIN HANDLERS... But mostly just in France..."

That's about when Theta finally pulled up. He stuck his head out of the car and said one thing, "Nee-Chan."

I called back before he could leave with her, "YOU TWO STAYING?!"

I think that kind of caught him off guard.

"Can we pleeeaassee Lord Theta?!" pleading Nee-Chan making adorable pink hair flavored faces.

"COME ON, Lord Egyptian Death God... guy!" I begged flaunting my own hair based cuteness.

 He finally sighed and caved. "I'll call and ask. No promises though..."

I was so happy I hugged Moth. And then shoved him away into the car before Nee-Chan or Theta could catch onto my silly mistake.

Neither of them seemed to notice though. Nee-Chan was to busy hugging her own WORTHLESS MUTE.

Moth ran off to pay for a room real quick and then we headed off to enjoy a soft bed thing.

"God hes a downer," I said commenting on Theta on the way to the room. "MIGHT PREFER A MUTE AFTER ALL."

"Be nice," she giggled.

"NEVER!" I declared.

And into the room we were.

So Moth went to doing... stupid mute thing around the room. I... I'd say I never asked what the hell he was doing before but HE DOESN'T FUCKING TALK so that would be REDUNDANT.

Nee-Chan sat down on the bed. I climbed onto the table. "So is your boss nice? WILL THEY LET YOU STAY?!"

"Well... Senior Tempest is strict... shes also kind of scary... even Lord Theta fears her... but shes fair so she might!" she said taking on a big smile. "So what are you guys gonna do after this?" she asked as she started bouncing up and down on the bed. Still sitting, but BOUNCING. In place.

I stood up so I could maintain PERFECT eye contact with her. I moving up and down with her as she bobbed to keep our eyes PERFECTLY LEVELED. "NO IDEA! Moth pointed at something on the map to indicate our next move but since," I said turning towards him with a pause. "HE DOESN'T FUCKING TALK," I screamed turning back to Nee-Chan to resume our PERFECT EYE CONTACT, "I don't actually FUCKING know."

That seemed to make Nee-Chan giggle again. Adorable little laughing... THING...

"You two are funny," she smiled. "Are you always so mean to each other?"

"Of course, HES A DICK," I declared. Moth wandered over while still doing Moth stuff and slugged me which made her giggle some more.

But then she put on a SERIOUS face. "Even still... deep down, you two only really have each other right?"

"He does! I also have MYSELF!" I declared before FUCK FACE wander by and slugged me again.

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

He followed that up the same way he always does... glared and went back to doing shit I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

So I turned my attention back to Nee-Chan.

"What about you? Do you have anyone?"

"I... Don't..." she started. I could see light fade from her eyes. He voice lost flavor. No energy or soul in her words anymore. Her fire faded and I could see she was breaking herself trying to deal with it. "I had... Messi Boy and Poe Girl but they're got gone now... Messi never really liked me anyways... and Senior Morningstar was..."

Shallower and shallower. Her words had less and less energy in them until they simply stopped coming out. I got the sense she was still talking... but she was broken and I couldn't hear it anymore.

Sudden fear. Mild panic breathed new life into her. "Ah," she said looking up to realize she still had an audience. "I'm sorry! That was... nothing. It was stupid. Unimportant," she insisted shaking her head. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

I had to stomp my foot hard on the ground to finally catch her attention and shut her up. "SHUT UP!"

If she kept going on like that... she might bright for good.

"THERE IS NOTHING... wrong with being upset over losing someone, REGARDLESS of how you lost them! I WOULD NOT BE DOING, if not for all I've lost."

I leaned in real close to make sure this got through to her. "NEVER, EVER, FORGIVE THEM"

I don't know if that got through to her though. We were interrupted with Theta knocking on the door. FUCKER.

Moth opened the door to let him.

He stepped maybe a foot in and started talking without so much as closing the FUCKING door.

"We can stay tonight and tomorrow. We have to leave for home the morning after that," he explained.

The news seemed to have fixed Nee-Chan right up. She sprang up to her feet and ran over and hugged Theta giggling like an adorable giggle farm. I was relieved to see her no longer broken.

"Where do you want her?" asked Theta plainly.

"Can I stay with you guys? Pleeeaaasssee?!"

Moth nodded before I could answer and Nee-Chan let go of Theta and clung onto Moth instead.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Moth Boy!" she cheer ecstatically.

Not that Moth could be bothered to say or do anything. He just stared down at her coldly and waited for her to lose interest and move on. And eventually she did and moved back to sitting on the bed.

"So. Only two beds... is someone gonna share theirs or..." she asked as she pulled out and passively played with a Butterfly knife.

"You'll can share with ME! If you stay with Moth you might catch his terminal STUPIDITY."

"Yeah... besides... sharing a bed with a guy would be..." she started turning a little red and putting her fingers together to focus on them in a foreign mannerism denoting shyness. "Im-Improper..."

"Improper?"

"Y-Yeah... a boy and a girl... sharing a bed... all kinds of dirty things could happen to me..."

"What? I've never had the problem with Moth. We usually can't afford a place with more then one bed so we share a lot," I explained turn towards Moth. "HE HOGS THE FUCKING BLANKET."

"Does that mean... you've caught his Stupid?"

"Nope. I'M TOO SMART AND AWESOME. Makes me immune!"

"So you said I could share a bed with you right?" she asked again.

"YES!"

"Yay!" she smiled and cheered. "Thank you Twitch Girl!"

"NO PROBLEM Sister Gir-... Nee-Chan... sorry..."

Nee-Chan shook the knife she had been playing with at me both playfully and THREATENINGLY.
"Don't you forget it!"

"Don't tempt me!" I declared. "I'LL DESTROY US BOTH."

"I'd like to see you try!" she announced challenging me.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I tackled her and we wrestled over her knife. Eyes DEADLOCKED as the knife waved back and forth, both of us trying to push it into the other ones THROAT.

Took me a minute to remember I didn't want to actually kill her. I started giggling. She did the same. And then we both let up on the knife. She tossed it aside, off the bed.

We curled into each other, exhausted and trying to catch our breaths.

"I almost killed you, moron."

"No! I almost killed you, Pink one!"

That's when she grabbed me and roll us to get above me.

"SNEAK ATTACK?!" I cried and rolled us back over to take back dominance.

She used my momentum to roll us further to the bed edge.

And it went on like that for most of the night. I won. I cheated for the pin. Cheating is how you win!

"Cheater," pouted Nee-Chan.

"Its how you WIN" I declared moving off of her.

She looked over at Moth. At some point he finished whatever it was he was doing and had taken to reading his stupid book.

"Twitch Girl, does he ever take mask of?"

"NOPE! He lifts it to eat, but never takes it off... that I've seen. WHY?!"

"Moth sweety... could you take your make off for me? I wanna see what you look like."

He glared back at her, same as ever.

"For meeeeee?" she begged flexing her cuteness.

He growled and lifted up his mask for a moment, showing off that DISGUSTING FUCKING FACE he hides, before bring it back down and going back to his book.

A face like the one Duckie was using while he was still wearing that loop...

Nee-Chan's words pierced through the growing screams and snapped me back to attention.

"Ohhhhh, someones blushing!" she giggled teasingly, an evil smirk spreading across her lips. "I think hes embaaaaaarrrrreeeessssed."

Moth growled  again and tried to ignore us, focusing on his book.

"I think he is!" I giggled joining in. "SCARED OF GIRLS?!" I teased.

Nee-Chan could barely get her next taunt out, she was laughing so hard. "Hey Moth swwweeetttyyy... is that a switch blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?!" she asked and broke out laughing again.

Moth finally huffed and left the room with his book.

She broke out laughing some more. "Wow!" Nee-Chan declared. "Hes cute, but I didn't realize he was so young! He tries to come off as such a tough guy."

"GUESS THE MASK IS MEANT TO HIDE THE TRUTH!" I laughed stopping when I finally fully grasped what she had said.

"Wait... cute?"

She ignored me and kept going. She has SHIT taste in men. "Oh no! Hes so young! Am I gonna go to jail now or something?"

"It'll be our secret," I smiled reassuringly.

He both relaxed a bit took a moment to catch out breaths after all the laughing after that.

"This is so much fun," she eventually said. "Everyone back home is so serious and boring."

"I'll have to visit sometime so I can liven them up for you! May give that Tempest lady a hug for sending you... maybe."

"I'd like that," she smiled pulling me over into a hug. "I'm glad I got to meet you guys... you're a good friend Twitch girl."

"MORE LIKE THE GREATEST!" I declared cuddling up with her. "You're a good friend too."

"Thank you... Twitch Girl" she whispered, starting to pass out.

"Your welcome Pink one," I whispered closing my eyes and waiting til I was sure she was asleep to plant a kiss on her cheek before drifting off to sleep.

...

And then I wrote about it on my public blog so they could rag on her at work for me! Have fun with that Nee-Chan~! <3

Picasso's Entry End

Driving Soulless

So we're still doing 'Something'. We're actually on the move again. Apparently Moth has NO FUCKING IDEA where the thing is. I took a look at the map and he had SOOOO many locations circled!

I don't even FUCKING KNOW how the hell hes eliminating possibilities here! He drags me somewhere, looks around and FUCKING LEAVES WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING WORD. No gesture to to point out whatever it was we came for so I can try to piece together what we're doing. HE COULDN'T EVEN BE FUCKING BOTHERED TO GIVE ME A FUCKING WRITTEN EXPLANATION!

I wish he would just fucking TALK TO ME ALREADY!

He spoke for David! He even fucking spoke to Nee-Chan and he wrote an entire post about how irritated he was with her. HES is UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

Worse yet, he has been making me clean out his fucking stab wound. Note to self, next time I stab someone I intend to keep I shouldn't do it in their FUCKING BACK so they can tend to it THEIR FUCKING SELVES.

FUCK.

Lets recap that, we are traveling around doing 'something' I can't really talk about. Moth still doesn't FUCKING talk EVER unless ANYONE ELSE asks him to. And his stab wound is UNFORTUNATELY healing.

Woo... fuck my life. I fell like I set out do something, KILL DUCKIE, and I've gotten absolutely no where on that.

Hrrmph

Oh yeah, guess I promised to talk about Nee-Chan some. I should have just killed Theta and stole her instead of letting her leave so she could still be here with me...

...

So yeah. As Moth (Being the incredible fucking INGRATE that he is) explained earlier in his post about how we escaped Fractures men, the fabulous Nee-Chan the awesome OF THE GREATNESS and her own stupid looking MUTE THING, Theta, showed up out of the blue and saved us!

Worried about more of Fracture's goons showing up to deal with us, he hopped in our transports and booked. Theta took their car and Nee-Chan rode with us! IT WAS AWESOME.

"Sooo...." said Nee-Chan shifting around uncomfortably in the back seat, "Does he never take that mask off?"

"Nope! He's part of this," and I turned and put my mouth a few inches from his ear for this part, "SUPER STUPID CULT THING!"

I leaned back into my own chair again. "They never take off their masks and they never talk," I explained before leaning back over to Moth's ear again. "BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS!"

"That's not very nice Twitch Girl," Nee-Chan playfully scolded.

She kept calling me that for like, HER ENTIRE VISIT! I am not TWITCHY!

"If its so bad he can," and I once again turned to Moth's ear for this part, "FUCKING TELL ME TO STOP HIMSELF!" I had to giggle a bit when he let out a little growl. That was really starting to get to him.

And then I turned to the back seat so I could face Siste... Nee-Chan.

"Its nice to have people around I can ACTUALLY FUCKING TALK TO for a change," I beamed at her.

"Is he actually... mute or...?"

"Oh I know he can talk." And I put this one right to his stupid FUCKING EAR again, "HE FUCKING DOES IT FOR RAPISTS!"

After that... things got a little tense... and silent... TOO SILENT! Well TOO SILENTERER! Its never quiet nowadays.

Anyways, I broke it. The silencishness. Not Si... Nee-Chan.

"So how did you finds us... and umm... WHY?"

"Tempest, my senior, told us where to go! She thought Mr. Moth might need help saving you Twitch Girl so we kept an eye on him in case he hit any trouble."

"Why are the Bureaucrats helping us? DO I HAVE TO FILE FORM 982?!"

"I don't know. They didn't give me any forms. I don't deal with that stuff. They don't really tell me why to do things, they just tell me and I do it."

"Huh..."

Then things got SILENTERER again. This time she broke it though.

"You're both awesome, I'm glad I got to meet you both."

"You're half right, I'M AWESOME!" I giggled.

 But of course Moth had to ruin my extreme truthfulness with his FUCKING FIST. He always punches the SAME FUCKING SPOT on my arm...

"OW! THE FUCK?!" I glared over at him.

"You two are funny" she giggled. Her cute laugh thing drew my attention back to her and her BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PINK HAIR THAT I FAILED TO REMEMBER OR MENTION UNTIL NOW.

"YOU'RE PINK!" I yelled back at her giggling and teasing.

Which made her giggle even more in return, plus also her text is pink now, "Thank you, do you like it?"

"Yep!" I grinned and we went on giggling for what little was left of our drive as we pulled up to the Motel we were all gonna be staying at, Theta pulling into a parking spot shortly after our arrival.

...

That's probably good enough for now.

That reminds me, WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT DRIVING STILL?! This is bullshit. I save us SO MUCH TIME cutting through curbs and ramming those SLOWER BITCHES off the street!

I'M DRIVING NEXT.

Picasso Entry End.

Doing... THINGS!

SHHHHH! CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYONE THOUGH! ITS A BIG FUCKING SECRET!

GOD FORBID FRACTURE FIND OUT! THE SUN WILL FUCKING EXPLODE! THE ENCROACHING DARKNESS WILL FUCKING CONSUME US ALL!

Fucking SERIOUSLY! I spent several DOZEN hours ALL WEEK trying to write out a post. EVERY FUCKING TIME that MUTE FUCK came by, looked it over, and then slugged me AND ERASED EVERYTHING.

Hes being SUPER FUCKING PARANOID after the last altercation with Fracture, and I'm not allowed to say ANYTHING about what we're doing except that its a FUCKING THING and WE'RE DOING IT!

Big FUCKING SPOILER!

My arm hurts.

He's not the only one FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

I'm pretty sure THIS is a lie.

I think Lils is being SUPER FUCKING SECRETIVE too after she accidentally SOLD ME OUT!

I REFUSE TO TAKE MORE PUNCHES! And I don't think Moth can survive me stabbing him again if he tries so I'M CHANGING COURSE!

Gonna write up stuff about my time spent with new friend Sist.... Nee-p... Nee-Chan!

She saved me... and IS AWESOME!

More to come.

Entry End.

'Sister Girl'

Moth here... we're alive.

...

Have I mentioned how much I hate typing? Makes me want to take a hammer to my fingers.

Just... want to smash every little bone in my hands one at a time.

...

Right. We're alive. I got Picasso back. She... is more unstable than usual. Nightmares every night. Some in the middle of the day. Thought I could relate at first but hers are worse than mine. I wake up and I'm fine. She wakes up and just keeps screaming.

Not sure what changed... but apparently Lils is involved... Lils and Nee-Chan.

...

I should probably explain that too.

We met Nee-Chan and her partner Theta.

I didn't care for them but Picasso seemed to have really hit it off with Nee-Chan which is probably another good reason to stay away from her, and Theta by extension.

...

Huh, really didn't explain anything.

Lets try that again.

So apparently the master plan to sneak Picasso out of Hope was to hire a driver... and then he drove her out of town. That was it. Not exactly a brain teaser. I found out later she also got a train ticket to take her across the country but it did her a fat lot of good. She barely made it out of the city before Fracture's men took out the wheels of the car she was in. Four crossbow bolts, one for each tire. Then five hollows (Or four hollows and one Mask, apparently) stepped out of  hiding to attack Picasso and her driver.

The driver had a baseball bat. He took out a hollow with it and then run for his life through the opening that he made leaving Picasso to die. She used a can of spay deodorant, something she apparently stole from Hope before she left, and a lighter to make a make shift flame thrower. Not something I would recommend. She's lucky she tossed the can when she was done because the damn thing exploded.

I had followed Picasso from Hope via 'a vehicle'. We'll leave it at that. Don't really want Fracture knowing what we're traveling in now.

The Driver ran right to my vehicle's window begging for help. I took him out with my door. Wuss.
I snuck up on the remaining hollows while they were busy trying to get an opening on Picasso's poor pyrotechnics show. Knocked two of them out while they were distracted. Got the third before he could react. Beat the fourth one down with my spear's butt.

That's when a van came speeding in and nearly ran me down. Out popped ten more hollows. Second ambush. This one nearly whelmed us.

That's when they showed up. I had a knife coming down on me when the poor creature wielding it got lifted off the ground by an large man who proceeded to snap the poor hollow's back over his Fucking knee. He then just let go of the broken shell of a person he had just created and immediately turned and snapped another hollow's neck. He showed no signs of remorse for what he'd down. He was cruel, merciless, and uncaring. Apparently, that was Theta.

I turned to the sound of a death cry in time to see Nee-Chan, dressed in the goofiest fucking costume ever, slitting the throat of one hollow before quickly jabbing her knife into the eye of another one.

I barely had time to protest before Picasso pulled out her hatchets and started cutting down hollows at the necks, knees, and ankles. Heartless bitch. I should have just left her to die.

Their fucking smiles. They were so proud of themselves as they cut down those poor hapless hollows. Nee-Chan even did a little victory dance afterwards. Monsters.

But... I couldn't punish them... couldn't even explain what they had did wrong because I'm forbidden to talk. I'm starting to understand why Duckie abandoned his vow of silence and took up constant fucking whining.

'She wouldn't understand it but I can punish Picasso' I told myself.

I pulled her over and put my forehead to hers.

"M-Moth... wh-what are you..." she got out in a small flustered panic.

'Look, it does feel...'

'...How much does it feel?'

And then I pulled my head back and headbutted her as hard as I fucking could... it was a little disorienting on my end.

She went down rather hard.

"I AM GONNA FUCKING GUT YOU YOU HORRIBLE SOULLESS FUCKING MUTE! YOUR ORGANS WILL BE GRINDER FOOD! FUCKKING ASSHOLE!" she yelled.

I had to bite back a laugh.

That's when Nee-Chan tried to break the tension I had just created.

"Um...are you...are you okay?" she asked.

Picasso forced herself off the ground but was still struggling to stand at this point.
"N-... yes. Er... WHO ARE YOU?!"

Nee-Chan bounced over to us in an incredibly awkward manner.
"Hi, Mask-san!  Hi, Piku-chan!  I'm Nee-chan and this is Theta!  We're here to help you!"

"Who's Piku? WHY DON'T I GET HELP?!" screamed Picasso while looking around. I think... she was looking for Piku.

I could see mild distress in Nee-Chan before she finally came right up to Picasso and clamped onto her with a hug. I think the whole deciding part of the hug made her even more usual and off putting. What was she so scared of?
"You're Piku-chan, silly!  Picasso-chan's too long."

I could see Picasso was as put off as I was with Nee-Chan's awkward mannerisms. At least I think that's what was up.
 "O-Oh. Ummm... thank you... sister girl."

Nee-Chan suddenly went still and her expression changed.
"Nee-chan," she coldly stated. "Or Eri or Eri-chan, I guess.  But don't you DARE call me anything else."

I'm not sure if Eri is one of those things that Picasso just can't quite seem to properly grasp but it definitely went right over her head when she heard it.
"Ero-chan? Too trashy... Eh. Nee-chan it is, I GUESS," she declared.

Kind of glad Theta interrupted when he did. I was not looking forward to Nee-chan's reaction to that.
"Nee-Chan," he plainly stated as if that word was somehow all he need to say to get his point around... someone admirable.

Nee-Chan heaved a frustrated sigh.
 "Fine.  We need to get you guys out of here before more show up.  C'mon!" announced Nee-Chan.

Picasso and I climbed into my car. I took the driver seat. I could see Theta and Nee-Chan were fighting over something but I couldn't hear what the hell they were saying with Picasso screaming in my ear about the fact that I was driving.
"WHY IS THE MUTE DRIVING?! MUTES CAN'T DRIVE! THEY HAVE NO SOUL!"

I saw them both look over like they were expecting something. This was taking way to fucking long. So I waved for them to hurry the hell up and get in the fucking car. Nee-Chan readopted her awkward wide smile and climbed into the back seat. Theta got into his own car. And then we drove off, Theta close behind us.

...

I might have over explained that... fuck.

Whatever. That's how we escaped.

...

I remembered something important while I was writing another post a week or so back. Somewhere important that we need to get to but I can't really say the where, what, or why about it without risking an attack.

So these next few posts will probably be about our time spent with Theta and Nee-chan while we get this thing I can't talk about taken care of.

Woo... hurray for the hollow murdering assholes... and thanks for saving us I guess. I should probably be trying to be more grateful than bitter about our rescue huh?.

Moth Out.