A BEAUTIFUL pallet to PAINT with.
I should know!
I'm gonna kill DADDY and FRACTURE and FUCKING DESTROY Duckie.
And they were like... fatherly things at some point. MOSTLY.
Except Daddy. Hes was just kind of a... GIANT FACELESS SKINNY MUTE. He could have FIXED EVERYTHING but he just fucking STANDS THERE. I want to cut him deep.
I NEED TO KNOW IF HE CAN SCREAM.
My guess is no. No mouth...
...
Oh yeah. I wrote this. Hehe. BET THAT SOUNDS INCOHERENT.
FUCKING WRONG! This like, totally has a point and stuff.
Red's daddy is dead. He was MURDERED. Run through with his own sword! Supposedly. WHAT THE NEWSPAPER SAID.
Apparently, hes been looking for Red. And apparently, this town is stupid dangerous! Like, GIANT FUCKING BIRDS STEALING YOUR CHILDREN, dangerous. I call that a category 3! Only rates a two on my cuil meter though.
NOTHING NOT INVOLVING A HORSE CAN RATE ABOVE A TWO!
I don't care now many times I fall into infinity.
...
FUCK. Am I still doing this?
Right, so Red's Dad is a stupid american! Pop cultures tells the red, white, and blue apes if you live in a dangerous place, YOU NEED AN INCREDIBLY IMPRACTICAL FUCKING WEAPON.
So dumb ass was roaming the streets looking for his daughter with a katana. Because that's safe. According to the paper, he was reportedly well versed on how use it.
I think he was FULL OF SHIT! Where you gonna learn to do that in the MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE. I'll tell you where. NOWHERE. That's where.
I was convinced he fell on the damn thing walking. MY VERSION WAS FUNNIER.
Moth shoved the damn paper back in my face to finish reading.
Apparently, the murder weapon is missing. But the killer left behind the scabbard! With a PRESENT for the police! Four bloody finger prints.
Each belonging to a 'Ivy Knowlton', which as it turns out is Moth's 'Red'.
So the freaky emotion reading thing has apparently TURNED VIOLENT, or something.
In response to which, Moth has gotten out chloroform.
Hehe.... I bet hes gonna lose that hand trying to pull THAT SHIT.
Sword always beats drugs. And drugs always beat MUTES. So that's like, TWICE the disadvantage.
If he finds her, hes totally GONNA DIE.
SUCK IT MUTE!
Picasso entry end.
Oh yes, please kill Fracture. Please please please kill Fracture.
ReplyDeleteOr cut his knob off and throw it into an acidic volcano. That'll do.
Always, always so mean to me.
DeleteFUCK YOU! Were you expecting a bloody angel after all the shit you said? Bollocks to you and your feelings.
DeleteNah. If I wanted a bloody angel, I'd have a timberwolve's jaw ripped off.
DeleteWrong definition of bloody. I'm British. It was a bloody intensifier. And I hope a Timberwolf rips off that tiny flaccid thing in your boxers!
DeleteWhat did Tyrone's ringworm ever do to you?
DeleteI... what?
DeleteOh. You're American or something aren't you.
Boxers = "panties". "Drawers". Men's underwear.
HEY FRACTURE, you know I'm eager to please, so if you're trynna get some, what about that The Monster lady? She seemed keen.
DeleteWe have boxers in America. I can't stand Tighty Whities.
Delete-Veigar
Perhaps Fracture has Y-fronts then, I dunno. Or maybe he doesn't wear any at all.
DeleteCommando Fracture. The scariest of sights.
Delete-Veigar
AUGH. My sensitive imagination. EW. FUCK THAT.
DeleteI was being punny. Tyrone is a boxer, the kind the punches and made the mistake of eating under cooked meat.
DeleteWhat do ring worms have to do with tighty whities? Do you just like like picturing me in tighty whities?
I thought you meant Tyrone was a boxer dog with worms. For what it's worth, I laughed.
DeleteAnd of course we like picturing you in tighty whities.
Oh, Oh! I KNOW THIS ONE. Boxers. I remember from the time we moved him on the roof while he was sleeping.
DeleteTHE BIRDS WERE GATHERING, so we had to put him back before he actually woke up.
Would have been funny though.
Either I had an aneurysm or I'm missing half the story.
DeleteI'M VERY GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO KILL FRACTURE! HE'S A BIT OF A CREEP.
Probably an aneurysm. I'M GREAT AT TELLING STORIES.
DeleteIf you tell me half a great story, and I have another aneurysm, will I have a quarter of a story?
DeleteNope! You would have two great stories.... I think.
DeleteOh my god, you're right. One where I heard half a story, and another where I had an aneurysm.
DeleteBless us with more of your wisdom!
NO. My wisdom. MINE.
DeleteIt has been summoned. Assimilating wisdom.
DeleteSure. Go ahead. Kill Lord Guardian Garfield. That title of his is getting on my nerves. "Lord Guardian." Makes him sound so High and Mighty. I prefer the simplicity of "Doctor." Doctor Morningstar. That is a Good Name. Not as... Pretentious as Lord Guardian Meowsworth.
ReplyDeleteReally surprised his own underlings have not killed him yet, you know. Dog Eat Dog world out here, which is especially bad if you are a cat. Hey, hey. Picasso. If you ever get to kill Fracture, mail me the head. I want to try attaching it to... Some kind of House Cat. Take it out on walks with me... Kick it when I get bored. Would mean a lot to me.
Shit, I just realized that if Fracture can go around doing that shit, I can too.
Delete-Supreme Overlord Schultz
Can we? I can't think of any decent titles for me.
Delete-Princess Alexandria
I agree.
Delete-Super God Veigar
Yeah, fuck that guy.
Delete-The Dance Master Fracture
Oh? We're suddenly allowed to change titles, then?
Delete-Field Marshal Alexandria MacLaren
Who said anything about changing. I acquire.
Delete-The Lord Guardian Dance Master, Fracture
Oh, fair enough.
Delete-Field Marshal Alexandria MacLaren, Princess and Fracture's assassin if no one else does it soon.
What a mouthful.
DeleteA mouthful indeed, but I can handle it.
Delete-Field Marshal Alexandria MacLaren, Princess and the Lord Guardian Dance Master Fracture's assassin if no one else does it soon.
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DeleteI'm so sorry. I promise not to underestimate just how much that mouth can take again.
I am not quite sure what trap I walked into there.
DeleteAn oral one of course. That's where your words come from.
DeleteI had to Google 'oral' because I didn't know what it meant. OH GOD MY DAY HAS BEEN RUINED. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
Delete:'('''''''''
I uh... don't care to explain that.
DeleteI kind of blame myself for not putting SafeSearch on.
DeleteBUT I STILL HATE YOU. ON THAT NOTE, GO AND DEEP THROAT AN ALLIGATOR, CAT.
Explain what?
DeleteMy, my. Deepthroating already? You learned very fast.
DeleteDon't google ittt. Oh god.
DeleteI SAW DISEASES. MOUTH diseases everywhere. INFECTIONS. I SHOULD HAVE HAD SAFESEARCH. CAVITIES EVERYWHERE. AND MRSA IN THE GUMS AND SHIT. And that doctor won't tell us about it.
What? You thought I meant oral sex? THAT'S NOT ME.
DeleteNO DUDE. LIKE, GORE. PEOPLE WITH PUS AND HOLES IN THEIR GUMS. IT RUINED MY DAYYYY.
I... what?
DeleteWhat does Mark Felt have to do with cavities and safesearch?
I DON'T GET IT.
HOLY MEN AND WOMEN NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THEM, THAT'S WHAT.
DeleteMy you have a weak gore tolerance.
DeleteYou know, Google pulls up things it thinks you'd like first.
Been web surfing gore in your free time?
YES. Guns and how to deal with bullet wounds, and combat. And how to rip someone's jaw off. And gauge their eyes out. You know. To surprise your brethren.
DeleteWhy would that surprise us? That's pretty par for the course.
DeleteYou're thinking wrong.
Tell me what I should be thinking then.
DeleteNo.
DeleteThink flairs! Trap doors! BEAR TRAPS! Tripwires.
DeleteHome alone 5: A slender man in New York!
Oh, I know.
DeleteMake them think you're going to screw them, and then kill them while they're off guard!
@Picasso - I once tipped over a ladder a proxy was climbing up. That worked quite well.
DeleteNa. To much senseless killing.
DeleteThere's nothing senseless about it.
DeleteEverything is senseless about it.
DeleteA proxy hunts because they traded for something. Because it nets them and possible others time.
DeleteWhen a runner does it, people just die. Life shed and wasted. You sit at the same benefit regardless of if you kill them or let them live.
Not necessarily. If you kill them, they can't hurt anyone anymore, they can't spread their Owner's influence to others. And if anything, it sure as hell slows them down. It makes me survive longer, and the longer I survive, the less time the your Owner spends chasing others.
DeleteRunners who are in it to benefit themselves? You haven't heard of them because they are proxies.
There's just gonna be another proxy. When he can't find someone to take up the mantle, he just hollows them in their sleep. The only time someone doesn't get brought in is when nobody dies.
DeleteYou aren't surviving any longer. You're just kill people.
Yeah, but it takes time for there to be another proxy. The longer I keep them occupied and waste their time, the better. In that time, maybe someone will make a breakthrough.
DeleteI'm well aware of the moral difficulties. And I try to feel guilty when I kill, really I try. But it's mostly relief, because I'm a bad person.
You're little more than a proxy.
DeleteI'll not slaughter in the name of some skinny-ass faceless freak who goes killing innocent people, ruining lives and eating children?
DeleteI'll slaughter in my own name, thanks very much.
senseless...
DeleteHi there Twitch. Glad you're feeling healthy enough to post. Hope you guys are doing OK in England.
DeleteIt doesn't matter who you think you're killing for. Only one being who is actually benefiting from the act.
DeleteThat's the tragedy, isn't it? It's a beautiful perpetual motion machine that requires only the slightest hand on the tiller to keep it going.
DeleteThat said, you can hardly claim the moral high ground, Fracture.
It does matter who you're killing for. Killing for your Owner makes it stronger, gives it more power. It lets it do more horrible things. It lets it ruin more lives. It lets it move on to the next person.
DeleteYou bleat about it being a waste when you guys just kill and trade bounties and let your Owner go around eating innocent people. You leave us all with nothing, you destroy us, and then you act surprised when we snap and start killing you. It's laughable.
If you believe I automatically started out as a runner who wanted to kill proxies, I can tell you I didn't. If you believe I regard them as simply masks and hoodies, I can tell you I don't. If you believe I'm one of those people who has killed like over a hundred proxies, I can tell you I haven't.
I've killed four of you. I keep count not out of pride, but so that it doesn't spiral out of control.
You know how many people I've killed Sanna?
DeleteDirectly? I'm guessing none.
DeleteIndirectly? Countless.
Indirectly, some. Less than I've saved and no one who wasn't going to bring about greater numbers of death.
DeleteYou have a bounty board, in which proxies are enouraged to go after the likes of David Banks and Arkady Svidrigailov. Now I haven't seen Arkady's handiwork, but I have seen David's.
DeleteYou encourage active servitude.
You recruit.
You sell weaponry.
You make your Owner stronger.
Trust me mate, it's more than you think.
Arkady is a menace. I'd send 10,000 people to their deaths if I thought that would kill him. He'll burn down this whole world just to stop and marvel at his handy work and turn to the stars to figure out what the fuck to destroy next when he figures out Father and the other fears are far from gone.
DeleteI encourage survival.
I recruit to those who might help me promote it too.
I arm those who need it.
And Father facilitates that because he is far from the worst thing this world has seen.
Father is kind and tame in comparison to the things that would see this world ripped in two.
For all Father has taken, he has given back and then some.
Your Owner contributes nothing but destruction, division, chaos and segregation in a world that already has enough issues. It produces collusion, anxiety, is bad for every aspect of everyone's health. It does nothing but stalk, divide, slaughter and hinder.
Delete"I'd send 10,000 people to their deaths" and "I encourage survival", well I'd double over laughing if I didn't feel so sad for you.
He does so much more for you than you'll ever know.
DeleteAnd what are you? A new reporter? Quit being a prissy bitch. You can see the context of my words right above your own. You know damn well what I meant.
Arkady would cause so much more than 10,000 deaths. I have a hard time feeling remorse for Diana and her people because at least now hes stuck in there with them.
I hope they make it. I want them to be okay... but not if it means Arkady is gonna make it too.
No, your Owner does nothing tangible for me. Apologies.
DeleteNo single man can simply cause over ten-thousand deaths without getting into systematic, mechanised slaughter territory - which, I might add, is what you proxies tend to do more than runners. I'll just presume Arkady is American since he started in Arizona. OK, so average lifespan of an American male is 79, and we're talking 10,000 kills, let's simply the maths and call it 80. 10,000 divided by 80 is 125 (I think) so you would have to kill 125 people a year. That's including the years he's been an infant, and also not a runner, and also old and grey.
I'm a sixteen-year-old British girl; of course I'm a prissy bitch. If there's one thing your Owner didn't take from me, it's that.
Nothing you know of.
DeleteThe death count in the town Arkady incited a proxy upheaval in was well over hundred as a result on hysteria and witch hunt tactics all produced in under a two month period. At least a third of those kills we know to be his in a more direct respect. The man could easily clock over 125 kills in a year before you take into account collateral damange. He was an inhuman monster.
If I don't know of it, forgive me for assuming it does not exist. All I can say is, after three months running from your Owner my life has been bollocksed up beyond repair, and it's ultimately its fault. But if you are so convinced it is such a blessing, I'll hear you out.
DeleteDon't get me wrong, if I could kill Arkady I'd do it. With him and Kelevra's group massacring servants and runners alike, it's not worth it and he's shown no promise in terms of killing your Owner. We have the likes of Med and Annalee for that, who make for a lot less casualties and a lot more scientific method.
Hmm, an inhuman monster, who kills daily, causes massive collateral, and one might be inclined go as far to have ten thousand people die for it to be killed? That REMINDS me so much of something... what's it's name... YOUR OWNER. Why don't you go and serve Arkady?
*him and Kelevra's group doing separate massacres, I mean. Fuck a duck, if they teamed up we'd all be fucked. If they clashed we'd be even more fucked.
DeleteBecause believe it or not, I do actually get to save quite a few lives in service to the Slender Man.
DeleteKey word being "Few" when the rest is Kill I presume, so it doesn't really make it that much of a difference.
DeleteHow about key phrase. "Quite a Few".
DeleteHmmm right, apologies, looked up the meaning of "Quite a few" meaning in the google, and you are correct, what can I say, English ain't that much of a strong point for me.
DeleteStill I doubt that you got to save a lot more people, than you murdered, directly and indirectly.
Key phrase "Believe it or not"
DeleteAnd um, nope. No I don't. You've neglected to give any examples, you just keep insisting you save lives. I'm not saying you don't, but come on, you expect me to believe that off the bat when pretty much every experience I've had with a proxy indicates otherwise?
Complicated.... he's saved some lives...
DeleteUmm... saved that cripple... I wasn't impressed.
Saved both Picasso and Moth... saved a lot of things... hes lived to regret.
Or who died... like Duckie...
Is that you, Sloth? Hey, does Fracture save a life every time you use an ellipsis?
DeleteNo... but I do add a full minute to my... vacation time... haha.
DeleteHaha cool, I like you! I hope he doesn't kill you.
DeleteHaha... me too.
DeleteYOU'RE A MENACE! You keep open cages of lost souls. YOU'RE A FUCKING POSSUM KING. You're killing them. THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO WAKE UP.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't a cold shower work?
DeleteOr did Fracture ruin everything?
STUPID FUCKING REPLY BUTTON. I said reply! NOT MAKE A NEW STRAND.
DeleteSTUPID PIECE OF SHIT. I will destroy you.