This is SUPER secret!
I've sent the last week adjusting my sleep schedule so I can FINALLY figure out WHERE THE FUCK Moth slips off to in the morning. I also spent this week keeping the frogs away from Moth's INCREDIBLY HYPOCRITICAL ASS so he wouldn't find out about these posts! For a technophobe, Moth REALLY REAAALLLLLY does use these things often. Once a day at least! BAFFLING.
A lot of porn too, which in hindsight, IS A HUGE SECURITY RISK. And he treats me like I'M the security hazard. FUCKING ASSHOLE.
I don't see the appeal. People ALL kind of look the same. You've seen one person stripped down, you may as well have see ALL OF THEM. Seriously.
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RIGHT! SO, my plan to stalk Moth. I call it OPERATION STALK MOTH. I need to figure out what Moth is up to in the Morning. See if the reason why Daddy isn't attacking us is because Moth is doing proxy work WHILE I SLEEP. And if so I need to KILPAL HIM! ... Fuck, ow... I told him to stop and if he hasn't by now he FUCKING DESERVES THIKAS.... FUCK, OUCH.... what the fuck.
Er... right. I will NOT accept DADDSOYS... help, ow... I don't feel well...
I've been a little sick... got a cold or something. Been coughing all week.
But it got really bad tonight. Can't stop coughing.
And just now I, coughed up some sticky black gunk... internal bleeding... maybe?
I... need to get Moth to check me or something... really concerning...
BOTTOM LINE! I'm gonna find out if Moth is doing work for Father to protect us, and if so I'm gonna GUT him... or something... might wait until we Figure out what this shit I started coughing up is.
PAKASO... ow.. out.
Black stuff.....I think you JUST MIGHT be coughing up Slender Sludge. So yeah.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy that.
*JP
ICHOR?! Ew... I think I just aw it move... How do I stop it? ... Is it alive? DO I HAVE TO FEED IT?!
DeleteYou should probably see a doctor about what you're coughing up... among other issues.
ReplyDeleteNEVER! I know what happens to proxies who go in for public health care. THEY FUCKING DISSECT US.
DeleteWhat is a proxy and why would they dissect you?
DeleteProxies serve the Daddyman, you know, the tall faceless guy.
DeleteProxies are MURDERS and SERIAL KILLERS and emo rejects who serve him, for one reason or another.
Ummm.... Why dissect me? I'm not sure? FOR SCIENCE?!
Ask Konaa.
... I'm beginning to wonder if Picasso might not actually be dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm not dead you FUCKING RETARD.
DeleteInteresting. There have been cases that show when a proxy is introduced to some kind of cure, they vomit up this black ichor, known as Azoth. It is also known to happen when suffering from a sever case of Slender Sickness, so either of these could be to blame. I hope this helps somewhat.
ReplyDelete~Shadow
Okay... not been cured. So Daddy Sickness. WHY NOW?!
DeleteSorry to say, I have no idea. However, if you would like to make the best of this, here is a tip. Azoth makes for a wonderful explosive.
Delete~Shadow
Oh god no. Don't give her ideas.
Delete*JP
How does that work? First thing I tried, SETTING IT ON FIRE. It does nothing.
DeleteI suggest you look through the older posts on Raggedy Man's blog. He did some research on Azoth, and even made a few weapons with it.
Delete~Shadow
Don't want weapons, ITS FUCKING GROSS! I want to get rid of it, don't want to leave AN ENTIRE TRAIL of ickor.
DeleteObviously, you vacuum it up. Then you put it in a plastic bag and chuck it into a nearby forest. Slendy will clean it up for you.
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