Sunday, December 23, 2012

Observation: 'Nothing but Evil in an Endless Sea'

My proxy lies over the ocean... that asshole lies over the sea... my proxy lies dead in the ocean...

He'll slowly sink into the sea.

YAY MURDER!

Remember the cockroach we snuck out of New York? I returned his stuff to him and explained things. I then arranged a location to meet us if he changed his mind and wanted to travel with us unkidnapped and we were gonna have adventures and kill Duckie and pet puppies and lick rainbows!

None of that happened.

He arrived at the location, a shack we noticed out on the beach on the way into town, armed with a FUCKING SHOTGUN AND WAS FIRING IT ON HIS WAY THROUGH THE DOOR.

"Bounty time!" he yelled. He became so silent once he was all the way in and realized we weren't in the shack.

I pulled the string I had rigged up to shut the door behind him. He started panicking, SHOOTING, and BANGING AGAINST THE WALL to get out.

Couldn't help laughing as the shack collapsed down on him. It was well worth the time I spent pulling nails out of what little the shack had to offer for a foundation to see that stupid cockroach FUCK HIMSELF.

Moth and I Dug him out. Cut up his limps. Forced him to stay awake. Made him bleed slowly. And before he was too far gone, pushed him out into the ocean and FUCKING LAUGHED as his pleas for forgiveness became gurgled drowning noises. We watched in the sunset as his flailing stopped and he slowly sunk into the sea.

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

My proxy lies under the ocean... He got off too easily...

Had to keep moving after that. He might have told Fracture where we were.

Entry End.

13 comments:

  1. Dumping him in the ocean? Firecracker, I thought you of all people would at least try to be original.

    ~Shadow

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    1. Actually, it is not a tactic done by most, if any, Proxies (so I have heard) so I am going to let it slide. Also, rigging the shack to collapse was a nice touch.

      -Noah

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    2. What I meant when I said that is that it's overdone in general, not just by Proxies. I will admit that the shed was a brilliant trap. Also, it's a pleasure to finally meet you, Noah. Tell Mira and Chris I said hello.

      ~Shadow

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    3. Original? What the fuck?

      ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY TIME SLOT?

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    4. Perish the thought.

      -Veigar

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  2. I'm not sure whether to be mad at you for killing that guy or not.

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    1. They extended an olive branch and instead he came after them with a shotgun. He brought it upon himself.

      ~Shadow

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    2. I didn't kill him. The shack and water did!

      I just helped them along with it because I'm like INSANELY FRIENDLY LIKE THAT.

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  3. Very friendly. You should come visit sometime. We could have a nice, friendly chat. Face to face. Wouldn't that be great?

    ~Shadow

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    1. Hahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      FUCK THAT!

      Endless bodies, Bleeding bark, GIANT GUSHING EYES, AND ENDLESS SCREAMING!

      You've seen it and YOU CAN NOT BE TRUSTED!

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    2. I resent that statement. I am entirely trustworthy. While it may be true that I have seen the Tree, you have done nothing to provoke me, therefor I have no reason to harm you. I have killed no one up to this point, and I will not start now. I simply wanted to meet in person.

      ~Shadow

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